With all the obese fatties walking around America, let’s now start going after pregnant women. I am appalled that this gorgeous, successful woman, has to hear these insults while she is carrying her first baby. I for one gained well over 50 pounds with my first baby and I am only 5’2″. I was so fat my thighs were rubbing together and I had to put blistex on them. And I enjoyed every bit of the apple pie, roast beef hero’s and big glasses of milk that I drank every day. I laid around, I quit my job, and I was a happy pregnant blob. This is the one time women can let themselves enjoy their food, take naps with excuses, and be totally free of the pressures of looking good. Oh, well not anymore it seems. The media has taken fight against Simpson for being “fat while pregnant.” Some moron on the Today show, a doctor, actually called her fat. I can assure you that there are plenty of really obese pregnant women, just look at half ton mom on TLC. Imagine that Today show doctor calling her fat! Oh then we would have a problem on our hands. You can’t make fun of real obese fatties, but only pregnant successful beauties. If Jessica was a big poor ugly fattie no one would dare poke fun at her. Isn’t that true? I am pissed. Mariah Carrey gained 70pounds during her pregnancy and no one uttered a word. With the obese levels in this country an epidemic I think we should focus on the people who are fat for no reason at all. I see plenty of men walking around with bellies bigger than Jessica’s. And I see plenty of women walking around with asses way bigger than hers. So from one size 2 chicky who gave birth at 170 and is back down to a size 2again, pregnancy fatties unite and enjoy 9 months of pigging out!
My first husband, my children’s father, railed me for even having a pregnancy belly. He assumed that I could have the figure of a Playboy model even with a growing child inside. His hurtful comments still haunt me at times. I can’t imagine having the entire army of America’s media go after me, that would about do me in.